Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Winter driving...

It has happened to all of us...
You're driving along just minding your own business, when
all of a sudden --
without any warning, some Dick in a Truck pulls out right in front of you...



Happy Winter Driving Season! ...
Thanks to Danny and Monica for this one. Two great minds separated by 1500 miles, in sync. There's something beautiful about that.

Snow

You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.

The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.

May YOU be blessed by his good deeds.....

Follow the snowflake trail.


















Thanks to Lisa S. for this one.
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How to lick a bowl

in case you've forgotten...




Thanks to Danny Brownawell for this one.
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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Flat Tire

Thanks to A.C.R. for this one.

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars start slowing down, looking at my lifelike men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper�pulled up behind me.

'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.... So I told him.

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'

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